Wednesday, 4 April 2012

who run the world???

I you kiss her, then you're not a gentleman
If you don't, then you're not a gentleman
If you praise her, she thinks you're lying
If you don't, then you're good for nothing
If you agree with her lies, she is abusing
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
If you don't, then you're half a man
If you visit her too often, she thinks you're boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
If you are well-dressed, she says you're a playboy
If you're not, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's annoying
If you're not, she says that you don't care
If you attempt romance, she says that you don't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you don't find her sexy enough
If  you're a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she's late, she says it's a girl's way
If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
If she is visited by another, oh it's natural, we're girls
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you of being cold
If you kiss her a little bit too often, she yells that you're taking advantage
If you fail to help her cross the street, you lack of ethics
If you do, she gives you the 'eye'
if you stare at others, she accuses you of flirting
If she is the one who get stared at, she says it's admiration
If she talks, she wants you to listen,
If you talk, she still wants to be the one who listens
 ooo Allah you created these creatures called girls
so simple yet so complex
so weak yet so influential
so confusing and yet so desirable...................

Sooo, the above poem wasn't written by muaa. I'm not that talented despite my awesomeness. It was just something that I read in my little sister's yearbook. But I did edit some parts of the poem with words/phrases that I find more suitable. Hihi.^_^ <<< muka ni bajet cute takpe ah sbb mmg cute pun..haha. So, then are girls really that comlicated?? No. We're very simple actually, But I have to say that the above is quite something with nothing but the truth. Haha. While I was reading the poem, ideas flooded my mind for me to write a post but now all those, pooofed away. TOO BAD.

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